Saturday I was downtown for the St. Paddy’s Day celebrations (read: day drinking) and found myself standing in line for a shot of Bushmill’s behind…this:
Most of us don’t own a three-way mirror in which to check out our “rear views” before leaving home. But, hopefully, we’ve got a friend, significant other or gay bestie who will say to us, with loving compassion, “Girl…no.”
I wasn’t inebriated enough to tap this woman on the shoulder and ask her why, in the name of all things holy and denim, she would do this to her butt. Notice the waistband is at the top of the red lettering and the bottom of the pockets are midway down her leg, making her rear end look enormous when it isn’t. Who voluntarily does that?!
I snapped this photo that will serve as a cautionary tale. Or just as a reminder to us all to either invest in a three-way mirror or be very, very good to the people in our lives so they’re willing to say to us, if necessary and with loving compassion: Girl…no.